I actually have some decent stuff to write about, but not right now. Much more important (read: inappropriate, hilarious and/or otherwise frivolous) things to talk about.
I found out about a little gem of a show watching Carson Daly (today's his birthday!) the other night. You know I've decided that he is actually pretty cool. I had written him off after his stint on TRL. He's grown-up now; knowledgeable and not hard on the eyes in a generic kind of way. Anyway, I caught him interviewing the guy from 10 Items or Less, a short lived show on tbs, that I LOVED! Turns out that guy is one dirty MFer. He has a five minute improvised on-line show called Jailbait that is seriously offensive to, well, everyone. If you're at all offendable, you will be offended, so don't come crying to me when your mouth drops open. (Or you're annoyed by the constant repetition of ads for Bad Teacher. Or frustrated that it lags a little bit.) But by all means do come to me when you laugh your freakin' ass off. I can't get the first episode to embed so... "How to Survive State Prison".
In other web news: Way, way back when I started blogging, I wrote about things I should have done when I thought of it. I can now add a subcategory: "Shoulda Been Me". On top of roller derby, drunk cooking should have been my dubious claim to fame. Hannah Hart is my new hero. A friend sent this article by way of introduction and I've already watched all the episodes and ordered a t-shirt. My Drunk Kitchen is laugh out loud funny and not offensive unless you don't like the occasional F-bomb. Makes me miss drinking. I can't decide on my favorite episode so here's a teaser. Probably doesn't do her justice.
Speaking of kitchens... not really. I think I've died and gone to Heaven. Biscoff cookies are one of my all time favorite things. I used to fly Delta just to get them. Seriously. That was the only place you could find them. At one point I Googled them and there was no stateside distribution. Imagine my surprise when I walked into Central Market the other day and found a wall of this:
I think I let out an audible squeal of delight. It's Europe's favorite cookie with coffee, for cryin' outloud! Not only were there the cookies, but there was a spread which I wrote off until I came across a sample table of it by the Kim's Pop'ems or whatever the Hell those rice cake poppy things are. I spread a glob of it on one and immediately circled back to get a jar. It's 57% cookies. It's made out of cookies! What? Are you kidding me?! They say it's a substitute for peanut butter, but it is no where near as healthy as peanut butter. But it's way more delicious. I'm talkin' "eat-straght-outta-the-jar" delicious. And if you're naked that's your business.
One, two, three wrongs. All right by me.